A Birthday Treat…
On his birthday a Wife treats her Husband to an evening out at a Strip Club.
As they enter the Doorman says:
Good to see you…
How’s it be?”
And his wife asks querulously:
He knows you?”
And Jim says:
We play Tuesday night pick-up football together…”
And just as the happy couple reaches the bar… the Bartender says:
And Jim says to his wife:
“Before you ask…
He’s on the darts team at the Rotary…”
As the last word leaves Jim’s lips a stripper walks over and says:
You want that special again?”
Now the Wife has had enough!
She grabs her Husband by his shirt collar and storms out of the Club and into a Taxi waiting at the curb outside. As they enter the cab, Taxi Driver looked into his rear view mirror and said:
“Hey Jimmy Boy!
You really picked up an ugly one this time…”
Jim’s Funeral is Sunday.