My shopping cart
Your cart is currently empty.Continue Shopping
Immigrants stink from their mouths, immigrants stink from their bodies, immigrants stink from their clothes, and Immigrants stink from their stupid ideologies, their core beliefs.
Immigrants stink, verily, let me enumerate the ways.
How can they not?
Immigrants eat all of these different foods from American standards. By conscious choice these lonely people go after, and imbibe, all of the spices and foodstuffs of their native lands that they can find. And because of that their breath reeks of those various, different tastes and scents. If the spices are strong enough they latch onto the fabrics of their clothes and we’ve got a double whammy of smelly air circulating around as they breathe, and as an olfactory hue as they just stand there in place; radiating.
It's a given that they can’t possibly afford dental care, or practice adequate oral hygiene, so they radiate orally.
With every breath.
They RADIATE odors…
It’s a visible and constant series of OLFACTORY delights on the unwary American's around them.
Immigrants work hard, way hard. I don’t think anyone works harder in America, except maybe the owner of a small business that employs other people. Immigrants are unfailing in their devotion to their jobs as only small business owners are devoted to the survival of their businesses.
Native-born Americans don’t have that same devotion to their jobs, or to their employers. Native-born American citizens don’t work like that.
Native-born Americans feel that if their current job goes away they’ll just look for another.
And often they do just that as native-born Americans change jobs for multitudes and multitudes of reasons; they’re bored, they want to make more money, it’s too long a commute, the Boss is abusive, or perhaps they’ve cancelled:
“Dress Down Fridays…”
Not the immigrant though, immigrants have to work, and work, and work at peak performance because if they don’t, this job could go away and who knows where the next job will come from.
And so immigrants slave and constantly put out 200% for exceptionally low wages paid as cash as immigrants work at jobs without any benefits, without any recourse for abuse, without any real developmental future.
Why to feed their children of course, and to feed themselves. And to buy those different foods and spices that remind them of home so they can stink.
After work immigrants go home to their measly, survival type housing with limited plumbing and inadequate bathroom facilities, and unable to properly clean, or relax their sweaty, overworked, bodies they prepare to go through the daily torture that is their immigrant workday reality again.
This is an obvious reality, I don’t have to belabor this one at all. If you don’t have adequate plumbing where you sleep, where you reside daily, how can you have adequate laundry facilities? If there’s no shower available, there’s no washing machine available either and laundromats are expensive. So of course your clothes stink. I would think that food for your kids, food for yourself, would come first.
So immigrants have smelly clothes.
And of course…
And now for the hard one, immigrants stink for how they think, they just stink! As immigrants are not educated, or acculturated in the core beliefs of native-born Americans they think dangerously, they think dangerous thoughts.
Immigrants think dangerous thoughts…
Seditious thoughts even…
That "Home" thing.
Immigrants think not of idle purchases of material products like Jimmy Choo shoes, or Prada boots, or Hermes bags or what new video game to play, or what facebook inanity to follow. No, they think thoughts of how to get food for their children to eat, thoughts about how to get food for them to eat, thoughts about where they might sleep tonight, or go to the bathroom with dignity today.
They think multiple thoughts of how to stay out of trouble, thoughts of how to avoid the police, the authorities.
They think thoughts about how to stay safe.
Immigrants focus their thoughts on individual survival, thoughts about how they might possibly make their lives better, thoughts about how they possibly could make their lives more livable and not on thoughts about what they need to consume for their daily entertainment and enjoyment. Immigrants think about reality, immigrants focus on thoughts about the substance of life, survival.
And these are seditious thoughts.
These are dangerous thoughts.
So Immigrants stink.
Immigrants just stink!
We’re a nation of immigrants; each and every one of us…
… unless we’re Sioux, or Navajo, or Seminole, we didn’t originate here.
We came from someplace else in this world; be it Europe, Asia, or Africa. And all of us now American native-born citizens who were once immigrants, certainly the White ones, worked back then when they arrived just like those stinky Immigrants of today.
100% the same way…
And those immigrants built settlements, and farms, had children, and fed those children and educated those children, and created new societies, and built new crafts, new businesses, new cities, and what was changed, was changed; forever.
And those earlier “White” immigrants stank too.
Just ask any Native American.
And so, today, we have this stinky immigrant population that The Donald, Donald Trump, and the entire Republican Conservative Party, and 33% of America wants to eradicate and send home to their native lands. We should expel some 12,000,000 or so people, and deny their illegal on American soil children their path to citizenship.
“Expel” them, or perhaps like Nazi Germany…
Where is it said:
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Immigrants as a group work so hard, and for wages so low, that no native-born American would even consider to do the same work.
Ever see a Caucasian landscape worker in South Florida cutting a lawn?
Ever see a Caucasian burger flipper at McDonalds?
Or a Caucasian Septic System maintenance man?
I think not…
All those stinky immigrants work so damn hard at all of those high prestige positions that native-born Americans hanker for and are denied.
And of course the Republican Party immigrant haters, and The Donald, tell you often that you have to protect women and children from them because of violence and crime so prevalent in their nature. Yet the crime rate within their entire population is next to non-existent, under .02% That’s non-existent to me:
… as their communities are safe. In truth, immigrants avoid trouble like people in the Middle Ages avoided Plague.
Immigrants send their children to school every day. And many demand that their children excel, daily, especially the Asians, and the Indians; just look at those math scores, those science scores; those reading levels.
Native-born Americans of color, and Caucasians better take note.
Or perhaps, they all have taken note, they are wary, and this is what the brouhaha is all about. Immigrants could take something away from the people who have it (Caucasian and otherwise). And those people ain’t gonna give it up.
Nobody messes with my facebook.
And since most immigrants can't shop like that...
They just stink…