Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after bomb making class is complete when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
Said Terrorist # 2... "If you do not mind me saying...
"That cork looks very uncomfortable.
Why do you not take it out?"
Lamented Terrorist #1:
"I regret I cannot, it is permanently stuck in my butt."
Said Terrorist 2. "I do not understand."
Terrorist # 1 elaborates:
“ I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American Flag with a White Beard and Top Hat came boiling out and he said:
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said: