Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said Terrorist # 2...
"That cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot, it is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said Terrorist 2.
Terrorist # 1 elaborates:
“ I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American Flag with a White Beard and Top Hat came boiling out and he said:
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish" and I said:
"No shit?" ”
Verified by Brian Williams NBC news, anchor, he was there when it happened.