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It’s five days to election day 2020 and it looks like women ain’t gonna suck no more.
Could it be?
There is no question that in 2016 Women handed the presidency to Mr. “Grab’ Em by the Pussy” Trump by a 4% majority. That’s right 52% of all women voted for El Trumpo and only 48% of them voted for Hillary. What were they thinking?
And with El Trumpo’s electoral win those same women handed a legislative victory to the Republican Party instilling an omnipresent white, misogynist, controlling, father figure (portly, gray haired (or badly dyed blond), ill attired (it wasn’t pretty), and lascivious, at best), hegemony over all living souls in America.
Many white women felt that they had to rally and protect the flanks of their husbands to protect their own perceived realities and entitlements; so they did. And so they sucked. They sucked.
As white mankind was threatened they rebelled, and their spouses sided with them. And time after time, in election after election, those same spouses, those "threatened" women, supported their rebelling husband’s electoral choices, and enabled those men, those male electoral choices (their husband’s physical replicas), at the ballot boxes voting them into power over, and over, and over again.
If those women had voted another way, in a self-enlightened, self-empowered way, all would have been different. It’s the same with the Millennials, and the early Gen Z’s, had they voted in 2016 en masse all would be different today.
But the under 35 crowd doesn’t vote commensurate with their societal numbers, or with any regularity, (they suck too actually, along with those women who’ve sucked, and sucked, and sucked election, after election past). But, no matter any others, with certainty, women sucked big time in 2016, big time.
And where were those Millennials?
They all sucked…
In no other previous election was the choice so clear, so specific, so basic as in 2016. In 2016 a card carrying, certified, woman, an accomplished, brilliant, experienced, professional individual, was pitted against an untrained, basically illiterate, callous, crude, misogynist, overweight, phony, insubstantial white man; and she lost as a 4% majority of her brethren voted against her, and for him; they blew it.
And big time.
All of the current polls indicate that suburban women, and college educated women all over America (even those outside of the suburbs), are revolting from the Republican Party and El Trumpo himself. It’s as if they no longer want their pussy’s grabbed without explicit permission or their own control of their uteruses denied. It’s as if they are about to stop sucking.
…who knows for sure if the sucking is gonna stop. If you watch the news, and see El Trumpo’s ubiquitous rallies…
… you see all of those white women in the boonies of America cheering and hooting:
… as their massive boobs, and fleshy butts, bob up and down along with their husbands oversized beer bellies and bulbous behinds…
… in tandem to the bad, trite, rock music blaring in the background. Those ladies, they’s gonna stand by their men and keep sucking no matter what.
No matter what.
So who really knows?
It should only be so.
Five more days.